Top 50 One- Liners
In the world of work, there are those moments when you and your coworker exchange a grin or shake your head at the infamous ‘have you tried turning it off and back on again?’ or rolled your eyes at the classic ‘you had one job.’ These inside jokes reflect the ups and downs of the daily grind are like a secret code of the workplace.
It’s during those times when you find humor in the chaos, thinking, ‘More delays, more pays.’ Or when you’ve been stuck in meetings for hours, and you mutter, ‘Same s***, different day,’ with your coworker, sharing a knowing glance.
This selection of one-liners offers a humorous window into the daily grind, where camaraderie thrives on workplace humour that we all know and love. One-liners feel like inside jokes shared among colleagues who’ve braved the daily challenges of the job.
Even on the toughest days, a little laughter can make everything brighter.
And just remember, we’re here to get the job done, not put socks on centipedes.
The Best One-Liners
- Above my paygrade.
- Blame the apprentice.
- Copy workshop.
- Ducks on the pond.
- Do your best, grind the rest.
- Don’t get dirty before 8:30.
- Drilling holes, kicking goals.
- Fly out day.
- Fresh men coming.
- Have you checked the isolator?
- Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
- Hide and seek, 2 grand a week.
- Hurry up and wait.
- If it ain’t right, do it at night.
- Isolate and Restart.
- It is what it is.
- Just get it done.
- Just isolate it and reset.
- Leave it to night shift.
- Living the dream.
- Looks good from my house.
- More delays, more pays.
- Money for jam.
- Never start something new after 2.
- No place I’d rather be.
- Not bogged until you run out of fuel.
- Not here to put socks on centipedes.
- Not my 1st rodeo…
- Not my job.
- Not my monkeys, not my circus.
- No trouble on double bubble.
- One dollar made, two dollars spent.
- Pay peanuts, get monkeys.
- Rest easy, we have night shift on the job.
- Same s***, different day.
- She’ll be right.
- Stay low, take the dough.
- Suck it up, princess.
- That’s how we do it here.
- Where would you rather be?
- Window seat home.
- Yeah, nah.
- You get that on the big jobs.
- You had one job.
- You’ll get f*** all from me with that attitude.